Seeing that I would not keep up an FTT for every day of the year, I decided I should at least reach 100. This penultimate post is one that I meant to put up quite a while ago:
Tina emerged from the downstairs, shouting about a spider in the downstairs bathroom that was “as big as the bathroom! It came in through a crack in the wall!”
When asked how a spider as big as the bathroom itself could fit through a crack in one of the bathroom walls, she grew thoughtful. “It squished,” she decided.