Yesterday I didn’t feel well in the evening at the time when I typically blog, so I’m behind a day on my Funny Thing of the Day. I’ll try to come up with two on a single day at some point soon so I can catch up to my quota. Meanwhile, here is today’s FTT, a mini-drama in one act:
[Late evening, well after kids’ bedtime. Mother running on the treadmill. Enter toddler in underpants, shirt and pants in hand.]
Toddler: I’m getting dressed for the day! I am putting on day clothes.
Mother: (pant, gasp) It’s not daytime. (pant, gasp) You should be in bed!
Toddler: I’m going to go to bed in my day clothes. I changed out of my wet pants so you wouldn’t see them on me.
Mother [Almost falls off treadmill–not good to laugh while running!]: GO TO BED!