Each semester our freshmen and sophomores go through “don rags,” in which the individual students sits down with all his or her teachers to get feedback and ask questions about how he or she is doing academically. Yesterday during sophomore don rags, a particularly bright young woman received accolades from every side for a stellar academic performance. At the end, the session moderator asked, “And do you have any questions for us?”
She thought a moment, and then responded, “Well, I don’t have a question about academics, but sometime I wanted to ask why all of you got married.”
One of the professors glanced hastily around the room, as if considering this relationship to his colleagues for the first time: “But we didn’t all get married!”
